I was listening to ABC News Radio and a news story popped up.  It was about a guy who chose one English Soccer League team over another one.  They played an excerpt from his interview.  Luckily it was only an excerpt, else the "dumb sports person of 2006" award would have been decided there and then.  Actually, it probably would have been fairer if he was allowed to show the extent of his mental capcity, but as it was he appeared little more intellegent than a fresh from the coccoon butterfly.

Here's what he said:

"I was getting a small, cold feeling from Liverpool, yet I was getting a volcanic, heat feeling from Westham."

I nearly laughed out loud and crashed the car when I heard it.
I don't think I'd heard anything so stupid before.  And he sounded so serious.. would you let someone like that play in YOUR soccer team?